About Me
WHO THE FUCK I AM
This is the website of Halvorbars, a.k.a. fucking Bars, a 20-something, single American male with good a good bloodline studying at a very liberal college in Ohio. Bars is of Germanic and Scandinavian decent and is very proud of his heritage because his ancestors were fucking metal as fuck. As Vikings, Bars' relatives murdered many Christians (not only possibly, but hopefully your relatives). This site serves no real purpose other than as an outlet of creativity and expression through random writings, interesting Internet finds, and other junk.
This site will be updated periodically as my time and creativity permits. I will not make any promises as to how much it will be updated, but I will promise that it will not become stagnant like my other online presences.
TERMS OF USE / DISCLAIMER
By visiting this blog, you are bound to the following terms and agree to the following disclaimer:
This is the only serious thing to be found on this website. Please don't take this site too seriously. It's not something that is supposed to be taken seriously. Seriously, don't take this seriously. This blog is purely fiction. Nothing on this site should be interpreted as having any truth or being truth. What is written on this site is not to be taken as fact nor absolute. I am not a truthful person and I will most definitely fucking not become a truthful person through postings on the Internet. This is the Internet. The information on the blog may be changed without notice and is guaranteed to be complete bullshit and is also guaranteed to be fiction. Characters and events depicted herein this site are fictional and any resemblance or likeness to real or actual person(s), living or dead, is pure coincidence. The information in this website is provided "AS IS" with no warranties and confers no rights. You are free to connect the dots and make parallels with actual truth, but please know that it is not my intent for you to do so.
Under no circumstances shall Halvorbars.com, its owner, or any of their respective partners, officers, directors, agents, associates or representatives be liable for any damages, whether direct, indirect, special or consequential damages for lost revenues, lost profits, emotional distress, or otherwise, arising from or in connection with this website, the materials contained herein, or the Internet generally. If legal action is brought against the author of this blog, financial claims will be limited and restricted to ten U.S. dollars ($10.00). The content found herein is not intended to malign any religion, ethnic group, government, club, organization, company, individuals, or individual.
If any content contained within this site believed to be defamatory, contact me using the form below and I will make every effort to remove and/or edit the aforementioned questionable content.
I know it is complete bullshit that I have to include such text on my website, but I am covering my ass and my dick from now on.
Contact Me
Contact Form Notes
- It's preferred to use the contact form rather than email. There is always a chance for emails to be picked up as spam.
- I will generally reply to messages within 24 hours unless I have a horrible case of swamp ass.