Friday after work I had to help my boss take a huge ass tent down and put it back up at his house. I enjoyed a few cold brews and a few more cold brews after we rode to the gas station on a scooter. I felt very secure about my sexuality and it was quite fun holding a case of beer while trying to hold on. God it must have been funny to see the both of us. After helping my boss out, I drove back home to meet up with my father who came to visit for dinner. Maybe I went a little fast on my way back home, maybe I didn't… but I was buzzed. After I got back home, I left with my father in his vehicle to go to dinner. There was a cop sitting at the end of the street waiting for us to leave. My father got pulled over. The cop questioned us because apparently me passing a truck pulling a boat going 10mph, is reckless. And apparently, the guy driving the truck was a off duty cop and apparently he followed me home. Who cares though, it was funny talking to the cop. I didn't answer any of his questions. Nothing happened. It's highly probable that the police are looking out for me now seeing as I already got a written warning for speeding. Who cares.

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If I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me in my own way. Yes, I would. I'd fuck me in my own way. Wait, who the FUCK are you? Could you correct my crooked luck… ? I am punch-drunk. I'm having trouble seeing. I'm punch-drunk and I need to find a way back home. It'd be a miracle if you'd oblige. I will survive. Who knew it would end so well? It will come back around again. Circles, yeah.

I enjoy my life a lot. I have a pad of legal paper at work that I keep notes on. It's pretty confusing if you're not me: to read it all. It makes sense to me. But to you, it will be gibberjabberish. It has been helping me. I feel a lot more important carrying around a pad of legal paper with dates and notes beside each. I already had some binders full of information, but this legal pad is notes. It keeps me organized. And its not a yellow legal pad. It's cream so it cost more. Nice.

I bought some Absinthe on Saturday. It's the real deal. This is the second bottle I have owned. Tastes exactly like the first. I like Absinthe a lot. I tried drinking it the traditional way on Saturday night. I didn't like it as much as drinking it straight up. So yes, I am going to drink it straight up from now on. And I have a liquor cabinet now. Contained within is Absinthe, Van Gogh Double Espresso Vodka, and the remnants of Crown Royal & Sky Vodka. Thursday I am making another trip to the liquor store for some good tequila and Jack Daniels. It's a good feeling knowing I have a bunch of bottles waiting for me to open and sip on.