I love waking up with morning wood. Nothing beats walking to the bathroom to empty my bladder with a big fat hard on. I should say big long because I don't have a fat dick. I love being able to take a piss hands free. I don't know what I dream about, but it must be something stimulating. I remember the elementary and junior high days of having uncontrollable boners. I remember when I'd have to sit at my desk to wait for it to go away. Morning wood is kinda the same way.

I love being high. I've been pretty high on life as of lately. My bosses like me a lot. I can't believe some of the comments they've given me. I am very glad I know the things I do. I helped out one of the laborers who work in the shop yesterday. He only makes $9.50/hr and I feel bad for the guy. He's much older than I am. I'm so fucking happy I know what I do. I'm so happy I have the skills that I do. I've never in my life had a job that paid less than $8.00 a hour. That says a lot about me. I still can't get over my Taco Hell experience the other day. Fucking college kids who have nothing going for them. What gets me is the fact that a lot of the people working there have been working there summer after summer. As I said, I went a year and a half without a job. It was not because I couldn't get one, it was because I didn't want to have one. I wanted to be lazy for a while. I'm assuming it was one of the last times I get to be lazy and fuck around for a long time to come. That is why I did it. And man did I enjoy those days.