One of my favorite things to do when the weather gets colder is run warm water over my hands. I thoroughly enjoy going to the bathroom and having to wash my hands. It is crazy how something so minuscule and simple can feel so amazing. It warms my heart.

These past few days were nuts. I had my fun with my share of hard drugs and alcohol. Hard drugs? Haha. Yeah. Right. But I definitely had a lot of fun. I barely remember Thursday night. I barely remember Friday night. And Saturday night? Well, I remember it but that doesn't mean I didn't have a good time. And I, along with all my friends, consumed a lot of Christmas Ale. It is a tradition to drink that tasty substance. As are the Turkey Break brownies. Except this year I ate them all week long. Whoops, that wasn't a mistake – at all.

I saw someone I once knew and stuck- over break. Weird. Glad that is over with. And man, what the fuck is up with everyone getting married and/or having kids already? Jesus-fucking-Christ. I'm a lucky asshole for never getting a girl pregnant. Man, that would have ruined my life. There is no way around it. It would have ruined my life. A lot of people say, "my child was the best thing that ever happened to me." Fuck that. Seriously, fuck that. Kids ruin your life. Yes, things happen and you may make the best of them and certain circumstances might make you change your mind about things but I am in no situation to have children roaming this Earth. I'm not at all grown up enough to be raising kids and I have no plans to be anytime soon. What a terrible thing to have done; no condom – strike one. Not pulling out – strike two. Jesus, am I a lucky man because I know there were more times than I'd like to remember where I had two strikes. I can't help but think, "man, I'm fucking lucky retard." And Jesus, teach your daughters. If I say, "Jesus, I'm going to cum," your daughter needs to stop. Seriously, teach your daughters to use condoms. I always thought it was my job to talk daughters out of using condoms. Not the case at all because I can think of multiple occasions where the girl did the talking. I'll admit, I'm a fucking retard. Especially for ever believing the worlds that came out of your daughters mouth like diarrhea. But once again, I'm a lucky fucking retard. And if I ever do decide to have kids, please let them be men. I can't imagine having a daughter. Especially if they turn out like some of the women I've been with.

It is going to be nice going all winter without getting sick. That is the plan at least. I don't have anyone else to get me sick this year and I am really looking forward to a winter without being sick. So far, so good.